Valuation by Dick Turpin

The bank, as part of their process of lending us a frighteningly large sum of money and earning an enormous sum of interest from us, insists on three valuations - the first of which is done from the plans. 

A few years back, people got dodgy valuations on houses and took of with the cash. When the banks repossessed the houses, they turned out be worth heaps less than the lending. So the banks took a bath. 

Boo hoo, right?

Anyway, the banks collectively changed he rules so valuations could only be done by certain companies. In the spirit of capitalism, they've all hiked their fees Cos "yay, monopoly!"

So the first valuation is costing eight hundred and fifty dollars! $850 so Nigel can look at the plans and put a number down for the bank. 

Probably "plus GST" too, come to think of it. Bastards. 

On a brighter note; we went to see the site the other day (Cos "yay, dirt and mud") and met the next door neighbour. Thankfully, it's another young family with children about the same age as ours. So, that's good. 

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