Moving; another clusterfuck in two parts

Ah, the joy of packing all your shit ("Why do we have so much shit") to move. 

In addition to living and raising two Sprogs, my wife and I have a small business. We had to keep the business stuff running during the moving process which limited how much we could pack. 

We figured, as settlement was this Friday (12th), that booking movers for the Tuesday before would get us moved early with time to clean the house before settlement. Unfortunately, we hired the worlds's slowest movers. They took, literally, 7 hours to move maybe 2/3 of our stuff. Everytine you looked at them, they were standing round (at $100/hour) discussing stuff (not apparently anything related to moving our stuff though). 

In the end we canned them after 2 loads and decided to handle ourselves. This is less than ideal, but these donkeyfuckers would have bankrupted us if we'd let them carry on. 

So we managed to get decent movers in for the Thursday and finally got out of the house. Shout out to my boss for giving me the time off ("Well, I don't really have much choice, do I?")

As I sit here, the house is ready for the handover tomorrow (Friday) apart from some rubbish and our vacuum cleaner to move. I'm a big bundle of aching muscles as I've been on the go for 2.5 days. 


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